Construction/Building jokes

 Hi everyone!
Today I would like to share some construction/building/workers jokes with you. Hope you would enjoy them. You can also add some of your owns in comments section, I would really appreciate that.

Construction jokes

Two stupid carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing the siding on would pull a nail out of his pouch and look at it. Then he would either use it, or throw it over his shoulder. The other one saw him doing this, and asked, "Why are you throwing all those nails away?"

The first said, "Those nails are defective. The point is on the wrong end, pointing away from the wall." The good ones I use.

The second carpenter said, "You dope! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

A Collection of my favourite quotes

Hi everyone!
Today's post is going to be a bit unusual. The words of wisdom always inspire me and add value to my life. Today I would like to share some of my favorite quotes with you. I hope you would like it.