Hi everyone!
Today I would like to share some construction/building/workers jokes with you. Hope you would enjoy them. You can also add some of your owns in comments section, I would really appreciate that.
Two stupid carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing
the siding on would pull a nail out of his pouch and look at it. Then he
would either use it, or throw it over his shoulder. The other one saw
him doing this, and asked, "Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
The first said, "Those nails are defective. The point is on the wrong end, pointing away from the wall." The good ones I use.
The second carpenter said, "You dope! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Today I would like to share some construction/building/workers jokes with you. Hope you would enjoy them. You can also add some of your owns in comments section, I would really appreciate that.
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The first said, "Those nails are defective. The point is on the wrong end, pointing away from the wall." The good ones I use.
The second carpenter said, "You dope! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"